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How much do you know about IP addresses? The internet is watching you
CalFraud is a kompany. We make fraudulent shit. What kindz of fraudulent shit, you ask? All kindz, we make fake ID'z, fake CD'z, and fake web pagez. Wait... fake CD'z? Yes we sell burned CD'z for $5. Soon we will be selling burned CD'z with koverz for $6. What about fake web pagez? For those of you who want to put stuff on your web page that shouldn't be there, we kan make it happen. Experienced underground web surferz are better at finding warez, mp3z, etc than any government junky who's hired to sniff out that kind of stuff. So if you want a good web page, contact us.
We made CalFraud because we hate the government, and we also hate small organizationz who like the government. Not only that, but we also hate big businessez. So to drive out the big businessez, we put links to great warez sitez and mp3 sitez. To tell the politicians in washington that they can blow us, we make fake idz. Why can't I smoke when I'm 17 anyway? Why kan't I drink when I'm 19? I'm no less mature than someone who is 21 and I probably have a job that pumps more money into the economy than a lot of people who are 21. Fake IDz for all! Fuck the rich musicianz, if they have CDz released everywhere, that are in enuff demand for us 2 kopy them, then theze rich musicianz have 2 much money as it is. Damn sell-outs. I'm just as good as them and I haven't earned a penny!
Thought ya had me tricked that time, huh? You thought I was going to tell everyone on the sorry-ass internet who we were. I'll tell you who we are. We are here to exploit you!!! You, corporate leaders, you, government fucks, you, federal police intelligence shitheads...
How is CalFraud made possible? Every fake ID or burned-off CD or whatever it is you buy from us, that money goes to making CalFraud bigger and better.